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Everything posted by sparky

  1. AutoTrader is over price

    I can no longer keep this in. My name is mark and I love Olives, so much in fact, that when I buy mypizza in Tesco (without Olives) I then need to add the finest Olives off the deli counter and turn my nose up at the value Olives. Primula in a tube, what's that all about?
  2. AutoTrader is over price

    I'm with you. Do you know my local Tesco's pizza counter no longer give you the option of having olives on your pizza but yet sell olives in store. And Ozz thinks he has problems.
  3. AutoTrader is over price

    Bloody hell, this is all news to me but I'm with you brother. Let's march.
  4. Bye bye autotrader

    I have to say, the Motors package has really been performing well this year so far, really well in fact.Unlike previous years, I won't be looking to get rid of it any time soon.
  5. How do you pass time on dead days?

    Chess you say.Very addictive. Myself and Shaunfrom Codeweavers who posts on here have the odd battle on the board. if your on we should have a game sometime whilst waiting for thelots to come through
  6. How do you pass time on dead days?

    No idea what your talking about. Cough, (delete's browsing data) cough, cough.
  7. Auto Raperrrr

    We need to start talking about this more. Get it out in the open.
  8. Auto Raperrrr

    No. Surely this can't be right
  9. Potential New Trader

    This. Personallyif I were in the OPs position I'd be working onmy golf swing.
  10. Newbie dealer struggling for 2 years

    Great post, in particular the last paragraph.
  11. Citroen Help Please

    Puegeot planet is a great machine, as long as you know how to use it. Like most of these things, I'm not sure many do. Mark, if your still stuck with this next week give me a shout as I'm away at present. It woukd require a trip up to God's Country though and an overnight stay, but i seem to recall your old man is up this neck of the woods.
  12. Manheim surecheck help please

    Ashtrays on a motorbike, chocolate fireguards and then you have surecheck. All utterly useless. Even by motor trade standards a truly deceitful product. Anyway, all unimportant, anyone fancy a survey?
  13. Just sales or anything else..

    Always important to smell the roses. 10 years ago a local business was selling off their twoforcourts. I had a choice of the two and elected to buy where I'm at now for the reason that ultimately you'd get more houses on it. Another dealer bought the other. I more or less stuck to cars and the other bloke got intocampers. He's made a fortune, an absolute fortune and could probably buy me out with cash. Meanwhile I'm still messing about with EMLs plus a few other bits and bobs and during the day looking like Steptoe. I'm on my jollys tomorrow, when I get back sadly he'd have passed away after being struck down all of a sudden by you know what. Small the roses chaps, smellthe roses.
  14. I'm sure EH will retail that without a care in world.
  15. Possibly not, I bet he has great taste in shoes though
  16. No issues, just a friendly hello.

    Well I didn't want to push my luck
  17. No issues, just a friendly hello.

    Welcome. Any help you want, anything at all you only have to ask. No need for any drink or luck money. But, well if you could lay your hands on some tickets for this year's open at Portrush....
  18. If the unlucky dealer is Evans Halshaw then what goes around.... Interesting find though Josh.
  19. Where there is a boom there will always be a bust. For us peasants who don't have such booms then house prices will more or less stay the same, as will everything else.
  20. Suzuki Vitara bidding war?

    Jesus, can you imagine how loose that must be. As far the car.....
  21. Seat. Drink. Popcorn. Let the fun begin.
  22. What to do

  23. Boris must be very proud of himself. ****.
  24. Usually that,mechanically fecked orsnatch backs.